Nothing Says "I Love You" like Your Own Forest!

How well would this REALLY go over, ladies?

SUFFOLK, UK — World Land Trust has announced a special way to say "I Love You" this Valentine's Day; 'Heavenly Chocolate with a Heart' and an acre of tropical rainforest in Ecuador. Rather than a rose which will wither and die within days, the World Land Trust suggests buying the object of your affections a real acre of rainforest. This alternative lasts forever, shows how much you care, and protects endangered tropical orchids and other flowers.

The Rainforest Acre package contains a special Valentine's Day card and Certificate bearing your loved one's name to inform them you have made a donation to purchase one acre of tropical forest for them. They can also indulge themselves with a 100g bar of Divine Fair Trade chocolate while thinking about you.

Oscar would dig it. He'd chase butterflies around and lick caterpillars which, unfortunately, triggers his gag reflex.