Friday, February 16, 2007

An Offer I Can't Refuse!

Received an offer to help from PETA recently:

Have you ever wanted to participate in one of PETA’s infamous nearly nude protests? Well, this is your chance!

We are currently looking for volunteers to participate in an upcoming “Die-In” demo happening in Ottawa next Thursday, February 22, from noon to 1 pm. This attention-grabbing demo will feature several nearly nude activists – guys and gals – lying silently in a pile with fake blood to depict the plight of Canadian harp seals who are bludgeoned to death and often skinned alive for their fur.

Huh...Let me check the weather network first. This THIT doesn't want to expose his twig and berries to -25 celsius weather any more than he has to. Jeepers...

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